Newton’s Turd
the psychological version of his 3rd law (“for every action… ) of motion.
alluded to in matthew 7:1, “judge not… ”
unlike physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & p-ssing contest, not settle down.
the ‘t-rd’ reference is from apesh-t, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
counselors & priests see plenty of newton’s t-rd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems
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