Newt’s Gingrich

1) a place on the moon where there is a swirly crev-sse in the lunar surface that resembles a hemorrhoid. this particular crev-sse is the future home of an american colony.

2) the swollen look of an -n-s after the last bead has been drawn out.
1) when i retire, i plan on settling down in newt’s gingrich. i hear the liberals don’t bother you so much on the putting green up there.

2) man, his moon had so much newt’s gingrich going on that i just had to colonize it with my american splooge.

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