Newtwife


to service divorce papers while your wife is in recovery.
poor jackie, she got newtwifed after surgery, but then marianne became a newtwive while hes was conducting an extra-marital affair during the congressional investigation into allegations that bill clinton lied under oath about his affair with monica lewinsky. when will callista become a newtwife? he’s had three wives, but his sister can’t marry her partner.

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