NEXCOM
noun: a horrific place of eternal pain, operated by mindless demons who torment the innocent. usually referenced as “sub-h-ll”, minons continuously relocate occupants, reschedule their lives, and make them fill out m-ss quant-ties of paperwork.
verb: the act of being sodomized at 2am on a weekend when the piece of software you fought against fails and you have to come in to fix it, knowing that on monday morning you will be questioned as to why it failed and you will not be able to state the truth; that it’s a piece of excrement and the company that wrote it should be marched out and gang raped.
noun: “some people believe in h-ll, but i think if you’re really evil you could even end up in nexcom”
verb: “help…police…i’m being nexcomed! bring lots of vaseline!!!
Read Also:
- pussy roulette
(n.) a s-x game where a single man takes a specified amount of time having unprotected s-x with multiple women (usually 20 seconds for each) until the male achieves -rg-sm inside one of the females. the object of the game is for one woman in the harem to get pregnant from the festivities. this is […]
- Pyjamaramahambo
the enjoyment of rambo flicks whilst donning pyjamas and appreciate some well glazed ham. exceptions include meals of bagettes and fresca, as well as watching the entirety of the star wars or back to the future anthologies in the place of first blood. matumbo: what’ll it be boys? pyjamaramahambo at my place tonight? jackson: great […]
- paypalpatation
the sudden feeling of angst after either entering your bid or (most effective) winning an ebay auction, as you realise that the seller may not take paypal. usually followed by sudden rapid scrolling southwards to confirm or deny your suspicions. immediately after whooping out a celebratory “all your base” cheer for winning the auction, diveboy […]
- pedal and pop
a motor -ssisted bicycle, the pop is pertaining to the spluttering noise of the small combustion engine. “oh look, there goes a pedal and pop.”
- Pedodog
pedophillic character from bbc uk’s comedy series monkey dust. see also pedocat did you see pedodog last night? no ok