Nextel Nellies
those people with the nextel phones who have the beep volume so high that you could practically hear it over a rock concert. and then when they talk about you on that contraption, and you say f u to them, they are all like, “why r u b-tting in?”.
phone:(beep beep)
katie: (thinking, oh god now what?)
nextel person: (talking into the phone) yeah?
phone: blah blaaah bbllaahh!!!
nextel person: oh yeah, i know that guy!
katie: shut up!
i hate nextel nellies because they expect you not to listen in but you can’t help it!
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