neydel
the kind of guy at a mil-sim event that yells “it’s nerf or nothin!” after seeing matt from evike, before proceeding to throw every cyclone grenade he has at him. after, the wild neydel in his natural habitat proceeds to kill jews and eat children.
someone: “hey have you seen neydel around?”
neydel: “cyka blyt! hsgkljslkjg!” *throws copious amounts of fecal matter and nerf guns*
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