NFDB


non-functional douche bag: a person who at one point in time might have served a purpose to an organization, and has been promoted either due to exceptional service or truly un-exceptional service to a position that has absolutely no responsibility, job description or meaning, except in t-tle only.
anders used to be a great director but now he’s only qualified for the nfdb!

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