NFL Blitz


midway’s cl-ssic arcade football game where you play no rules 11-on-11 pure unadulterated high-impact football. similar to nba jam ,3 sacks in a row; you’re on fire!
x:football games suck,they’re based too much on real life
y:what kind of blithering idiot are you? have you ever played blitz?
x:oh yeah!
when you’re having -n-l s-x with your woman and you pull your fudge covered member out, and with two fingers, swab a sample of mud from your upright, then apply a smear under each of your lovers eyes, resembling that, of a football player. then tackle or push her down a flight of stairs, usually resulting in a delay of game.
on sunday nights my wife requests an nfl blitz (and an ice-pak) skeet skeet

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