NFTY MAR
the mid atlantic region of the national federation of temple youth. also known as the best d-mn region in all of nfty. their mascot is marsha moose.
1) nfty mar is the only region that still does shoot the moon.
nfty mid-atlantic region
nfty-mar brings together reform jewish teens from north carolina, eastern west virginia, virginia, maryland, washington dc, delaware and far-eastern tennessee. our members come together at many times during the year for learning, fun, worship, community service, and fellowship to help young jewish adults throughout the region build and strengthen lifetime ties with each other and reform judaism.
the mascot of this region is the lovely moishe moose
part of the secrest alliance- marsopials whose mascot is a kangaroo/koala bear.
the best d-mn region in all of nfty- this is not debatable! not only does it have the best regional board members but it also has the most spirit, the most p-ssion and the best advisor in the entire world! this region trumps all regions in every aspect of life especially volleyball and rhymes like no other with its head waiter and head cheerleaders. they also are master colorers and walkie talkie users since without that skill it wouldnt really be nfty! nfty mar is just always soooooo excitedd!!!
also, bbyo and usy, why are you still here?
girl 1: hey are you going to nfty mar winter kallah?
girl 2: of co-rs-! its the best event of the year
girl 1: i know everything about it marvelous, the programs, the dance, the cabins… everything
girl2: agreed! im never gunna miss a mar event, they are just too fun to miss out on!
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