ngahere gold


a hearty brew, usually consumed when taped to hands, or when benefit payments arrive. drunk by the indigenous and surrounding islander populations of new zealand; after 2 liters of this ‘liquid gold’ they will then proceed to attack anything they think is looking at them, blindly throwing punches through one squinting eyeball and saying that uncle tama will smash you bro.
maori: just a rigger of ngahere gold fo’ me g !

attendent: not after you shat on the floor, and told my wife to cook some eggs

maori: bey f-ck you

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