no girlfriend since birth
guy#1: dude, why are you a ngsb?
guy#2: idk dude, maybe it’s because i’m nervous when it comes to talking to girls.
if your name is zak or zachariah your w-lly (male private part ) is actually called a chilliaum “wow look at zak!” “he has a really spicy chilliaum”
- havana cigar
when you f-ck a girl who hasn’t shaved her bush so your d-ck looks like fidel castro smoking a cigar. dude, this girl totally gave me a havana cigar last night.
- dumpster jew
dumpster jew. the type of low cl-ss jewish person without their trademark hidden gold pouch around their neck. white trash without the valid excuse. instead of controlling hollywood like the true jew variant, the dumpster jew would be a producer on judge judy and other similar shows. fergie is such a dumpster jew! look at […]
- srz bznz
srz bznz: adjective-noun (pr-nounced serz bizenz) is a phrase that means “serious business” and can be used in all the circ-mstances in which it’s original father-phrase could be used. kirstie: ‘that’s serious.’ sam: ‘indeed. srz bznz.’ kirstie: ‘srsly brgn chpr chips at lidl’
- furry wombat
when you have such a hairy b-mhole that you have to shave it thus leaving you with the feeling that a wombat has clawed at your -n-s f-ck man my girl told me i gotta a furry wombat