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the most kick -ss kind of auto racing in the world.
no other country can f-ck with us.
england broke the 300 mph barrier just this year with a 4.97 at 304.
kenny bernstein ran a 4.82 at 301.70 on march 20 1992 which makes me wonder what their problem is over there.
the uk way of doing things is puss.
leave it to the hardcore redneck americans to do stuff the real way.
people that race funny cars and dragsters are the most hardcore drivers in the the world.
they dont care if they live or die they just dont care!
driving an indy or winston cup car down the dragstrip would be easy because their not designed for acceleration and they only have 800 to 1200 hp
you have to fight a dragster to keep it going straight and that 6000 hp can be heard from 7 miles away (i always stand at the starting line only 50 feet away from the eyeball rattling retch and my ears just take a beating)
undescribable spectical of sound,color,
and speed “hats off” to those that make it happen. a part of life that rivals your first roller coaster ride.
yea,coil told me she’d be a handfull bout the second cone,but this o’l boy kept her truckin,whadid ol’blaze turn?they been tryin to burn us down but were
on to em,its what we get paid to do,gtx
castrol,ford,where back!
motorsport for the redneck that coudn’t figure out how to turn left. the only thing straight about the sport is the track.
cotton hill’s beer belly is too large to fit trough a roll cage, so he can’t be in the nhra.

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