Nhuber
a small curious creature that can consume 10 times its own weight in food. has been known to release odd and ominous odors from its miniature carrying pouch; which is replaced with smaller and less useful carrying pouches throughout the lifetime of the creature (see also marsupial; marsupium). can typically be found in temperature controlled, moderate to high foot traffic regions across texas (ie- houston galleria).
while shopping at saks fifth today for a purse, i ran across the nhuber. hey, what’s that smell?
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a small, sweaty, & smelly animal that can eat 10 times her own weight in food. can typically be found in temperature controlled, moderate to high foot traffic regions across texas (ie- houston galleria).
while shopping at saks 5th today, i ran across the nhuber.
a small curious creature that can eat 10 times her own weight in food. has been known to release odd and ominous odors from her miniature carrying pouch; which she prefers to replace with smaller and less useful carrying pouches on a regular basis (see also marsupial; marsupium). can typically be found in temperature controlled, moderate to high foot traffic regions across texas (ie- houston galleria).
while shopping at saks fifth today for a purse, i ran across the nhuber. hey, what’s that smell?
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