nic nac paddywhack


noun. a code, used largely amongst drunk males, chiefly in the presence of females, or in the presence of people who would deem its meaning inappropriate (e.g: parents, priests, her parents). it originates from the old nursery rhyme: “nic nac paddywhack, give a dog a bone,” and refers to the act of using a particularly unattractive person for non-commital s-xual relations, with little to no intent of actually forming a long-term relationship.
altar boy 1(low voice)>”so! you and sarah huh?”
altar boy 2(whilst motioning in the direction of the priest, who peers menacingly up from his sermon, and in a lower voice)> “nic nac paddywhack”

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