Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich
left foot to mouth
right foot to -ss
then give your partner the deep one.
“i can suck d-ck, i can blow d-ck, but i cant make a valentine for linus for sh-t. how am i supposed to get him to stick his left foot in my mouth, his right foot in my -ss, and give me a nicaraguan crab sandwich!?”
when you stick your left foot in your partners mouth, your right foot in your partners -ss, and f-ck her all at the same time.
that mrs. parker is a freak!!! last night that b-tch let me put the ‘ol nicaraguan crab sandwich on her!!!
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