Nice Asshole


1. an -sshole who knows he has to be nice to girls to get p-ssy!

2. a nice guy that knows he has to be an -sshole to girls to get p-ssy!

3. when you become conscious of knowing when, where, and how to utilize your nice -ssholeness to your benefit to get p-ssy! when you have become a jedi nice -sshole (all caps because of the respect it demands) as jay-z would say…i got 99 problems but a b-tch ain’t one. your swag is off the charts!!
alex rodriguez
charlie sheen
vinny from jersey sh-r-

“harvey” character from the usa show “suits”
“hank moody” character from the showtime show “californiacation”
“vince” character from the hbo show “entourage”

number one response when a girl calls you -sshole

girl: “you’re such an -sshole”
guy: yea, but i’m a niiiiccce -sshole!
girl: ok…you’re cool.

“there is something about that guy but i can’t put my finger on it. i guess it’s because he is a nice -sshole.”

a girl who talks sh-t about a guy and then turns around and sleeps with him.

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