nice penguin


a description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one’s day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. one can subsequently expect rejection from one’s friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.
person: mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.

former friend: shut up; you f-cking halfwit nonce.

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