nice rug
an unflattering reference to a persons’ hair, as if their hair (cut, style, or just the condition of it) looks like a bad wig or toupée .
this saying originated in the northeast mn area in the late 80’s. also used between friends for good natured put downs, especially effective when the target is in a group of friends/peers.
“wow jim, nice rug!” (eyes glancing up to jim’s’ hair and back).
“nikki, look at the nice rug on that tranny over by the restrooms”.
“you have a nicer rug than william shatner”!
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