Nice things


things we can’t have for a number of reasons.
oh godd-mnit man this is why we can’t have nice things!!!!!
what a woman will call bl-w j-b because she thinks the word bl-w j-b is disgusting. ironically she will put a p-sstop d-ck in her mouth and suck it till it explodes and thats not disgusting to her. go figure
the kids are in bed would you like some nice things?

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