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  noun: someone who spends all their time on craig’s list search for random items in an effort to build a home made sp-ce ship. me: holy cr-p i found 4000 meters of twine on craig’s list! i can totally use this for my sp-ce ship! mom: you think you’ll become some great craignaut? my ovaries […]

• cranap

  taking a cr-p and a then a nap in the stall at work. sometimes combined with a little wacking off to help with the hangover hornies. man, i’m destroyed today, i’m gonna go take a cranap, cover for me.

• Four-Star

  used to describe a situation which falls short of expectations. the situation should evoke feelings similar to those felt from the service experience at poshly decorated but poorly staffed four-star hotels vs. their better-staffed five-star peers, i.e. not completely horrible, but missing that extra something that earns coveted star #5. only 2 bartenders on a […]

• Nickel-Dimer

  a person who must give you the smallest, waste-of-time, and meaningless task at work in order to show others( upper management) their “usefulness” on a daily basis(which mainly consists of hearing their own voice). this “task” takes no breaks, and therefore sometimes you are “asked” to do things on your break, lunch, and if they […]

• Prison Swirly

  the act of giving a swirly to a person you are having -n-l s-x with. that guy gave me a prison swirly about twenty minutes ago, and my hair’s still wet.

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