Nick Jonas


(1) a stupid 15 year old dude who sings in a r-t-rded bubble gum pop band with his equally stupid brothers who all need to get singing lessons

(2) a r-t-rded singer who broke up with miley cyrus an equally r-t-rded singe who sounds like a countrified rabbit
nick jonas sucks and needs to get singing lessons
gay.
ex. that f-g is so nick jonas.
the biggest f-g on the planet
person one: name a popular fruit

person two: nick jonas
f-g. :d
nick jonas is gay. 🙂
a b-tch that is part of the jonas brothers, who will one day get caught showering with his brothers, then cut by disney. >:)
nick jonas has gay orgies with his brothers.
i am currently a student who graduated from your -ss university on a full ride scholarship for academics and i turned my tv on one night after studying and i saw a b-ttf-cking gay who blew my c-ck into permanent hibernation. now on to my definition: a worthless b-ttf-ck of a person. cant sing, play or act. he enjoys terrorizing the pop culture world along with his two c-cksucking gay brothers…. but there is hope….the little pr-ck is infected with type 1 diabetes and probably (hopefully) wont live to see 30. be strong. he will be gone soon enough.
example 1
doctor: im afraid you have type 1 diabetes.

patient: f-ck dammit!

doctor: yes i know, but there are options.

patient: no thanks. i’d rather die than have anything in common with that b-ttf-ck nick jonas!

example 2
doctor: the only way to cure your p-n-s cancer is to shove a gl-ss rod up your p-n-s hole and smash it.

patient: you mean you have to give me a….nick jonas?
a poser,sellout f-ggot who needs guitar and vocal lessons.
preppy teenager 1: “oh my god, nick jonas is soooo hawt!!”

preppy teenager 2: ” i know! and hes so good at guitar!”

metalhead: “go listen to some iron maiden you little sk-nks.”

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