a kid with a small d-ck and is ugly as f-ck
this whole vacation was a nick lizza it sucked
- an hao
there aren’t any definitions for an hao yet. can you define it?
- hektik hektor
when an individual is so cooked, they transition into a stage of hektikness that mere mortals cannot comprehend. they live by their own rules and engage in behaviour that is well beyond their abilities or knowledge. they maintain an absolute mindset that they will do anything and everything to be the most hektik of gods […]
- j*zz christ
a special benediction the priest gives you after the service. met a hot girl last night and she asked me if i was a christian. i told her i was more into j-zz christ!
- a literal joey
when a co-worker takes a joke too seriously. not to be confused with an actual baby kangaroo. jason: hey man, for $250,000, would you eat my -ss? bracey: maybe… i mean, where is the money coming from? a new mortgage? jason: unreal, bracey!! you’re such a literal joey!
my pookie… ❤ my anama is cute.