Nick Swardson


an amazing comedian. plays terry the rollerskating gay on reno 911!, hector the stalker in blades of glory, and my personal fav…jeff in grandma’s boy! also has made appearances in i now pr-nounce you chuck and larry, benchwarmers, zohan, etc.
alex: dude, your bed is a car…
jeff: yeah, but it’s a f-cking sweet car.

deputy clementine: terry you are an atention wh-r-.
terry: what does that mean

me: hey i can’t wait to see nick swardson live!

comedian who may brings joy to all who hear him, likes to use the word party
“i literally p-ssed my pants laughing listening to the comedy of nick swardson.”

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