nickel dick


someone who is very cheap.
that dude is such a nickel d-ck he parks two miles away just to save a $ 1.00 parking fee.
a d-ck/p-n-s that is not worth a dime.
“how was your date last night, joanne?” asked katie.

“it was horrible, he had a nickel d-ck.” joanne replied.

“oh no! that must have been awful!” katie exclaimed.
some one with a extremly small p-n-s.
god dam you taj you nickeld-ck!!!!

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