Nickelodean


a once great tv network in the 1990s geered towards kids from ages 3 to 14, now a very pathetic network that airs only shows about little girls who have everything and never get into trouble because they are geered toward emo teens and sl-ts, like new disney now, but only much worse!

and don’t believe that myth made by kids who weren’t old enough to remember old nick that the old shows were as much cr-p as the new ones because they’re just mad they have to grow up on cr-p like icarly and zoey 101.
newnickkid: did you watch the new episode of (insert new nick show)?

oldnickkid: no, because everything on nickelodean is cr-p and only sl-ts and emos watch new nick

newnickkid: (begins sobbing) nooooooo!

oldnickkid: yessssssssssssss!
when you are having s-x and when the beat to nickelodean comes on and you j-zz on the female just as the orange nickelodean splash pops on the screen, it takes skill and perfect timing.
guy: hey babe im gonna nickelodean tonight, cool?

female: ok, but make sure you time it right this time and end it when when it actually says nickelodean… not when rugrats comes back on.

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