Nickle Massage

a better name of the horrible, horrible ‘musician’, nicki minaj.
guy 1: “hey, do you know that song ‘bottom’s up’?”

guy 2: “unfortunately… why are you asking?”

guy 1: “because i’ve heard that the girl rapping, nickle m-ssage, will give anyone a rub-down for only 5 cents!!”

guy 2: “oh… do you get a happy ending?”

guy 1: “duh! just look at her!”

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