Nickle Massage
a better name of the horrible, horrible ‘musician’, nicki minaj.
guy 1: “hey, do you know that song ‘bottom’s up’?”
guy 2: “unfortunately… why are you asking?”
guy 1: “because i’ve heard that the girl rapping, nickle m-ssage, will give anyone a rub-down for only 5 cents!!”
guy 2: “oh… do you get a happy ending?”
guy 1: “duh! just look at her!”
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