nicklephilia
the act of masturbating to nickleback, any who do so are sad lonely people who have never had s-xual contact with the oppasite s-x,
guy 1: im so sad i touched myself while listening to nickleback
guy 2: i have to go i dont hang out with nicklephilias
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