Niclas


a niclas is a person, who, unlike the lukas or bjørn (see their definition), is beyond the nature of all things. the word “g-d” (or iehova) was previously created to attempt and capture the indefinitive awesomeness of the niclas, but so far attempts have been unsuccesful. a niclas is all!
person 1: when chuck norris eats, he doesn’t move, he auto-devours!
person 2: niclas.

end of f-cking story.

(person 2 raped person 1’s argument)

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