Nicole Slurpee


1 part cherry slurpee
1 part orange slurpee
1 part moutain dew slurpee
50 parts f-cking cherry vodka

it is pure slurpee rape.
it rapes your mouth
it rapes your senses

it leads you to rape monkeys
nicole #1 your raped my slurpee with your nicole slurpee. now i’m f-cked up. let’s play football

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