nicotine dick
nicotine d-ck is an addicting d-ck that girls cannot resist.
hey sally, i cant stop f-cking adam. he’s got that nicotine d-ck. i just keep c-ming back!
it is a cigarette where smokers, mostly humans, apply vacc-m to one end of the cigarette usually on the filter side which makes that person look like their sucking on a little d-ck consisting of a poisionous insecticide nicotine at which people get h-m-s-xually aroused by the horrible taste and the feeling of their brain having a lack of oxygen.
“dad, stop smoking those nicotine d-cks, their bad for you!”
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