Nieta


the name nieta is only given to two female children per decade.
the above is true for two reasons:
1: the baby at birth is recognizable as being perfect,
2: the baby at birth is recognizable as having honed and infallible skills at bullsh-tting her way out of any circ-mstance

few such children are born in our times of gene pool dilution.
further, nietas themselves are utterly unaware of their rarity.
nieta: hi, my name is nieta. it’s nice to meet you
raghav: you’re a nieta?! oh my god!

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