nig slips
slip on shoes that are a very dark shade of black although these can be sandals if worn with black socksand bedtime slippers if they aren’t furry. usually worn at night when the wearer is in a hurry.
jeff: it’s already ten at night and we have to get to the movies. put your shoes on!
evan: ‘k, lemme get my nig slips.
when a white person accidentily starts saying the “n word” in front of a black person and is forced to either stop mid-sentence or pretend it was another word entirely.
kevin: “dude i was about to tell that joke but laquisha walked in and i let out a nig-slip!”
jon: “bro! what did you do?”
kevin: “dont worry man i just covered it up by saying ‘ninja’ instead.”
jon: “uber smooth, bro.”
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