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• Mole Farming

  -n-l s-x with a dirty partner that practices poor hygiene and a full bowel. dave picked up a guy at the bar and took him home and ended up mole farming all night.

• Mount and Balance

  1. to engage in s-xual intercourse in a non-traditional location or position whereby great care, skill and balance is required to avoid falling, twisting or otherwise resulting in bodily injury. 2. a mechanical term used to refer to the installation of vehicle tires onto wheel rims and weight balancing the wheel for even tread wear. […]

• opashitty

  measure of how much you can see through someone’s bullsh-t. ranges from 0 (transparent – bullsh-t is obvious) to 100% (opaque – bullsh-t is rock-solid). the opash-tty of his / her lie was about 50% – good for an untrained eye, but not enough for a pro.

• Pioneer Finger

  the first of many fingers to explore the new world, which is a girl’s -n-s. “that finger is a pioneer, the first one to land on plymouth rock!” “most girls want a pioneer finger, even if it’s just to the knuckle.”

• Pole Juice

  the frothy amalgam of s-m-n and v-g-n-l juices that run down the male shaft and often coagulate at the base during s-xual intercourse. stan and linda’s lunchtime quickie resulted in quite the acc-mulation of pole juice. so much so stan needed to shower before heading back to the office.

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