nigerian lag is when you’re playing an online game such as call of duty, fifa or battlefield, and extreme lag occurs. involves lag spikes, skipping, bullets not registering and a ping of 400ms+.
player: oh for f-ck sake, the nigerian lag is starting to kick in bro.
- b*ttcheek on a stick
a famous vine of a kid after getting slapped. as to not break the swearing rules, he instead uses this phrase. mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a b-ttcheek on a stick!
- drowning the horse
derived from the adage that “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink”. to “drown the horse” means to attempt to force a person to want or accept something. when feminists try to make girls interested in stem fields, they’re not helping any sort of gender disparity, they’re just drowning […]
leneah is someone who means the world to you and makes u happy every second of your life.every time you see her it makes you feel happy and excited. as soon as i met leneah it felt as if she was my world and she made my day filled with happiness.
- false sympathy
when people act like they care about you and what you’re going through when in reality, they don’t really give a single f-ck. p1: i’m always here for you. p2: i don’t need your false sympathy! p1: then okay. goodbye b-tch. when someone acts like they care about you and understands what you’re going through […]
- prostate soldier
a man who has -n-l intercourse with men on leave. bro, did you know deric was a prostate soldier? yeah man he’s had s-x with all the guys in my platoon.