nigfig
a scientific approximation for the number of n-gg-rs in a given location
albert: this place looks kind of sketch. how many nig figs?
sanjit: according to my calculations, there are 10,001.5 of them
albert: sh-t. i think my bike just got stolen
a scrumptous fig newton-like appetizer with dark chocolate filling.
i was craving a fig newton but wanted dark chocolate at the same time so i ate a nigfig.
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