nigger alert
a device very similar to life alert, only it can be used by a white person of any age. a b-tton is pressed whenever i n-gg-r is approaching, and the police immediately arrive, ready to shoot the n-gg-r!
person a: d-mn! i wish i hadn’t moved to this ghetto neighborhood. all these n-gg-rs are trying to rob me!
person b: oh, don’t worry. i have n-gg-r alert. it’ll protect you from those dirty apes.
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