Night burger


all that food and uneaten cr-p you find in bed in the morning after either drinking, sleepwalking, or just getting the midnight munchies. it usually includes leftovers, microwaveable garbage, and just general junk food.
k: ugh, what’s that smell?

h: i slept walked again last night, and those are the remaining night burgers.

k: get that out of here, it smells like a dead body!

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