night elf

1. a cartoonish character race drawn into blizzard’s mmorpg “world of warcraft” whose females are designed to dance as lewdly as possible without provoking the censors, so that barely p-b-scent and unders-xed teenage boys have something to spank off to without mom finding p-rn in their internet browser history.

2. as above, except it is used by middle-aged, pot-bellied, unwashed, disgusting men to garner in-game favors in the form of money, items, help, etc., by dancing and/or flirting with the aforementioned unders-x boys who think they’re actually having cybers-x with a woman.

3. as above, except it is used by h-rny single males to elicit cybers-x, since they figure any s-x at all is better than taking mary palmer and her five sisters to give the pink mustang a spit shine again.

4. as above, but in this case it is actually used by a female; said female is either ugly but thinks she’s a beauty queen “inside,” or else she is decent looking but has her wiring crossed and needs to be avoided at all costs. in the former case, said female tries to convince anything that even suggests it is a male that will support her that she looks “just like her character” in order to try to establish a real-life relationship based on cybers-x and 50,000 pages of prefabricated bullsh-t. in the latter case, where said female may actually be as “good looking” as the cartoonish figure suggests, she uses it as a trap for unsuspecting males whose d-cks override their judgment and think that if it looks good and wants to f-ck, personality doesn’t matter.
1. dude, my night elf chick is so hot, i would totally f-ck her brains out if she was real omgz.

2. yeah, i look a lot like my character, just without the eyebrows. 😉 if you help me get some clothes, i’ll take em off for you and do a little dance. /wink

3. what?! you’re a guy in real life?? oh well that works out then, since i’m not…wanna cyber?

4. i met this totally hot night elf in world of warcraft over the summer, and she’s coming to live with me next month. she’s had 10 boyfriends in the last 2 years and lived with every one of them, but i’m sure if she’s good looking enough the 6 kids she’s bringing won’t be an issue.
1) a race that dies so much that blizzard had to give them the wisp ability, so they can run back faster to their body after dieing, only to get ownt once more by the various horde characters that are corpse-camping them

2) a race played by old perverts that download naked skin patches for female night elves in a attempt to brighten their already lonely existance.
/1general some night elf: zomg, someone plz help me lvl60 horde are corpse-camping me, it sooooooooooo unfair 🙁 🙁 🙁 :(, y do i get ownd so much
/1general a human: ne sux bad, humans ftw!!
a race of whiny women
man those night elf are full of lesbians
the bestest race in war3
even better than them humans or orcs or dead f-cka’s
the night elves pwn in war3
whiney b-tches that don’t know how to play thier race.
“hi, i’m a whiney b-tch that doesn’t know how to play my race” – ne player
1) a race in warcraft 3
2) elves that sleep in the day and stay awake at night.
night elf are coo
the race in world of warcraft played mostly by noobs, little kids, and chinese gold farmers. if you happen to be horde and on a pvp server, corpse camp them as much as possible because they don’t deserve to play the game for picking such a lame looking race.
haha i corpse camped that night elf so much that he logged out and deleted his charecter then killed himself. i rock.