Night Man


a song about the spirit of the night man that comes into your room at night and pins you down with his strong arms and you try to fight him but he comes inside you and fills you up and you become him. an invention of charlie kelly from it’s always sunny in philadelphia.
charlie: “it’s a song about the spirit of the night man coming inside me and i become him- i become the spirit of the night man.”

mac: “it sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and rapes you”

charlie: “where are you getting that from?”
night man is a fictious character from a song used in the television series “it’s always sunny in philadelphia”. in the song he is portrayed as a mystical figure empowering a mortal man. how ever the lyrics seem to suggest more that he is a h-m-s-xual that rapes other men.
“they took you night man and you don’t belong to them. they left me in a world of darknes with out your s-xy hands and i miss you night man, so bad.”
it’s the feeling so wrong and right man.
the night man cometh.

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