Night Watcher
when you wake up after a long night of partying at the house off main street only to catch an eye of your friend trying to be discreet yet is panting and furiously whacking his wood.
toby: dude youll never guess but i woke this morning and brian was slammin his pud and litteraly panting like snoopy
jon: duuuuuuuude…the f-cken night watcher
pointing your d-ck upwards so that the head of your c-ck sticks out of your pants and the underside is visible. the effect is that of a man peeking out over a ledge.
dude, i was doing the night watcher all through biology.
cl-ssy.
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