night watchman
a t-rd that somebody leaves in the bowl overnight.
the expression comes from the english game of cricket where a batsman is sent to the crease with the sole aim of still being there in the monring.
i went to the bathroom this morning, and my girlfriend had left a vile night watchman in the toilet.
– a bowel movement that refuses to flush after a night on the ’tiles’, and confronts you the morning-after when it had all but been forgotten.
– “…euh! at least the night-watchman was looking over us last night judith!”
a sh-te that has been left in the pan overnight (either accidentally, or on purpose) that turns the water brown, and quite frankly, smells horrific for the first visitor of the day.
f-cking h-ll frank, some b-st-rd has left a nightw-tchman in trap 3 – it nearly put me off my morning sh-te.
a man placed in the rear of a mid-night train….
my heart is breaking cus i’m the night watchman in the rear of mid-night train..
my honey i won’t see again, she leaving cus i’m a night watchman in the rear of mid-night train…
hay it’s better than a trud floating in the pot….
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