nightcat
a method of keeping your head warm on cold nights, by allowing your cat to curl up on your pillow, the back of your neck, or your head itself.
buddy: it was really cold last night, wasn’t it?
me: i dunno about -you-, but -i- was super cozy with my quilt and nightcat. he purred me to sleep, too!
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