nightclub

a dark enclosed sp-ce where men and women mingle and dance. most encounters leading to s-x during the same night. there is usually a bar where overpriced drinks can be purchased and music is played very loud through the night. can be a prime breeding ground for several types of std’s.

1) i met a female companion at a nightclub on sat-rday. little did i know she had already slept with most of the club goers and had p-ssed on a virulent strain of herpes to me.

a place where people dance, drink and take drugs.
i like to party at the nightclub.
where the drinks are cheap and the women are cheaper.
where fist pumping is a sport.
where bouncers are judges and dj’s are prophets.
where the only fishing conversations mean “jail-bait”.
where tony hawk isn’t the only one that grinds.
at the night club:
dude 1: hey man, why are you all sweaty?
dude 2: fist pumping, hard core style.

dude 1: nice girl on your arm, bro. how old is she?
dude 2: all i can say is that she’s jail-bait.
it used to be a place where people hook up about 4-6 years ago, but now ever since the media came up like facebook, something happened god knows what, and now its just a place good looking guys meet fat chicks

usually the worst night clubs are the ones where you pay a $25 buck cover, go in see girls either already with guys or 2-3 sets of 5 hot girls rejecting every quality guy that comes in,

leaving the fat chicks making themselves available, but after getting rejected by like 20 something girls, gq model looking guys get desperate and just ends up going for the fat chicks

in general its where hot girls go to get attention and fat girls go to find the love of their lives…
steve: yo man lets h-t up the night club tonight and get some tail

jack: oh h-ll naw man, $25 buck cover to see all these stuck up girls that push you around…

well hey if your there to get with that fat chick thats you, but me, i rather save my dignity and go pay for that nice female escort, at least i know i can get some from a hot female instead of getting humiliated and hooking up with that balloon..
the best place in the world
paradise on earth
“a nightclub is paradise on earth”
the place 2 end any night out worth shoutin’ about: a concentrated boogie beat box full of those possessing rhythmn (yet always a few without); a venue where shakin’ ya booty is a must chicas – long live bootyliciousness, the key to el baile s-xual… maravillosa!!! p.s. the octagon, officially (!) the best nightclub in britain – check it out…
– hey iawn met, ti allan heno?
– yndw, ti?
– yndw siwr, nos sadwn ‘di! lle fyddi
di’n diweddu fyny?
– yn ryw nightclub masiwr…
– wel yn yr octagon fyddi di lly,
welai di ‘na ta met!

(if you don’t already know – s’welsh! dysgwch yr iaith)