Nightfunk


the strange dry, mildewy texture that occasionally acc-mulates on washing that has been left outside to dry overnight. generally suspected to be the saliva and j-zz of goblins and other such creatures of the night.
tim: “hey bro i’m just going to hang my washing out to dry before we leave tonight”

alphonse: “are you f-cking insane you godd-mned fool??? they’ll get the nightfunk!!”

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