never leave the house without my nightgown
the leftovers from dinner that you take to work for lunch. my lunchovers today consist of chicken parm and a greek salad. going out for a big lunch and then having to return to work. “i don’t want to do anything this afternoon, i have a lunch-over.” #lunch #food #bloated #eating #work #hang over #funny […]
the act of writing wrong dictionaries, with results usually displayed on english-language street signs in non english-speaking countries or poorly-translated product labels dyslexicography examples include: ”working veihcle entery and exit ‘(israel); ‘please pay your parking fee before existing’ (israel); ”deformed man toilet’ (china); ‘erection in progress ‘(china) ; ‘chocolate spread is perfect for feeling sandwiches’
- thesaurus warrior
somebody who uses needlessly complicated words to sound smart thesaurus warrior: “i presently found myself lingering in the visage of the blooming flame captured in my retina” a normal dude: “i saw the light”
a super cute dorky girl with bangs and an air of s-xiness about her. holy cow she has an epic haircut and a super pretty face! what a fafushka!
tadisha’s have a great sense of humor. most tadisha’s are scorpios. their very nice. but can snap your neck in a second, they tend to have big eyes so you cannot hide anything from them, tadisha’s are independent. but once they find love they won’t give up on their lover until their pushed past the […]