Nightmare-ism
when a not-funny person tries to tell a joke, and as expected, it isn’t funny. generally followed by an awkward silence and is also the leading cause of conversations ending abruptly.
guy 1: man, kobe bryant is hurt! i hope he can return!
guy 2: yeah, he needs to win another ring before he breaks every bone in his body playing basketball or something.
guy 1: was that supposed to be funny? nice nightmare-ism.
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