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• peppering

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• Pheaaaaaa

  the sounds a sheep makes when being chased by welsh miners. pheaaaaaa! a sound emitted by adam when he’s right and your wrong. pheaaaaaa!! can’t be the same pub, the old ball is -adjacent- to the roundabout.

• phone call hangover

  the surreal feeling present the morning after an unexpected phone call with an ex that lasts for 2 hours+, accompanied by but not limited to: exhaustion, disorientation, waking up unsure if it had happened at all, and cramping of the “blushing muscles.” after a 2 1/2 hour phone call with her ex that caught her […]

• pico parado

  chilean slang for a male erection; an erect and stiff p-n-s. translates literally as “peak standing.” “tengo el pico parado de nuevo.” “vamos a una segunda pat-ta?” ” –oye, amigui, no se, igual es raro pero estaba bailando un lento con el ramon y parece que lo tenía parado. porque sentí algo ahí abajo.” ” […]

• exhaustive diarrhea

  literally sh-tting yourself to death. – she was sitting on the toilet with explosive diarrhea. ten minutes later, she died, still on the toilet. – “dude i drank water polluted to coliform bacteria and experienced the worst case of exhaustive diarrhea ever.”

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