pico parado


chilean slang for a male erection; an erect and stiff p-n-s. translates literally as “peak standing.”
“tengo el pico parado de nuevo.”
“vamos a una segunda pat-ta?”
” –oye, amigui, no se, igual es raro pero estaba bailando un lento con el ramon y parece que lo tenía parado. porque sentí algo ahí abajo.”
” — mira no me extraña; este huevon es cara de raja u capaz que haya bailado contigo con el pico parado.”

or

“i have a pico parado again.”
“a second leg?”
“– hey, dude, i don’t know, as rare, but i was slow dancing with ramon and i stopped because i felt something down there.”
“- – no wonder look, this dude’s either a crack face or able to have danced with you until you got a b-n-r.”

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