nijjar’d
to enter a state of complete intoxication far beyond total drunkenness. usually characterized by a loss of mental and physical function, loud speech, and the need to cool down by the removal of clothing or wetting with cold beverages. recovery from such a traumatic state usually involves lying comatose in bed with a couple of the individual’s closest friends, followed by intermittent foul smelling crumps while lying on the couch watching tv.
inspired by an ex member of the dtb.
example 1
person #1 – where you drunk last night.
person #2 – is was at 7. by 2 i was completely nijjar’d.
example 2
person #1 – do you have any explanations for the events of last night? it was very disturbing and funny at the same time.
person #2 – i was nijjar’d man.
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