nike douche
a white man who wears nike clothing even knowing how f-cking ugly it is (most often someone of the fat variety)
fat guy: dude check out this new nike shirt and these dope nike shoes
guy: you could at least wear the shoes while you’re not wearing the shirt or everyone will think you’re a nike douche
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